Sporto's Christian Comedy Adventure

 
 
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Being a social person is not one of my strong points.  This being said, one of my least favorite parts of a morning service is the "meet and greet" time.  Some people just soak it up, running from person to person with big hugs and strong handshakes.  I, on the other hand, am feigning interest in reading the bulletin.  Of course I already read it before the service, but the secret is to appear as if you are looking for some vital information.  Ah yes, let's see...  the Wednesday night bible study is on...   Wednesday night!  What a surprise!  Hmmm, did they print the correct date?