Am I funny?

I think a lot of people ask themselves this question. The answer is yes.. and yes.  Humor is relative. He's my Uncle Ted.  I remember playing catch with my Dad as a kid, and missing the ball and it hitting me in the gut. I felt this pain and I couldn't catch my breath. My Dad said, "It looks look like you got the wind knocked out of you!".  Aside from the pain, I suddenly felt a sense of mystery and wonder, I possessed wind within me! One of the natural elements lived within! Later, I found out if I was tired, I could get a second wind! Awesome! But soon I learned that others did not take care of the precious gift. I became angry at Thanksgiving when I learned that my Uncle Ted broke wind.