So I was just watching SpongeBob SquarePants with my kids, and Squidward is teaching Spongebob about music. He shows Spongebob a metronome, you know the thing that keeps time that sits on a piano? And I'm thinking that might be a funny bit- something about the new modern gnome being called a "metro gnome", but alas, not 2 seconds later there is a joke of the same vein on the show. If you're ever thinking of writing comedy, get a notebook and write ANYTHING down that you find remotely funny. Go over and over it from different angles and you can usually find something workable from it. I have been very close to funny several times, it's quite exciting
