Sporto's Christian Comedy Adventure

 
 
Caesar was probably one of the most prominent people in ancient history.  How has this person who ruled a vast empire affected us today? If Caesar were to suddenly return to our present day, he might be surprised what he is best known for. 
Caesar: "Am I still famous?" 
Me:"Of course you are, there's Caesar's Palace. "
 Caesar: "That must be where the current ruler lives, I suppose?"
 Me:  "Ummm, It's a casino for gambling."
Caesar:  "There must be something else..."
Me: "Yeah, there's an alcoholic  drink made with tomato and clam juice."
Caesar:  " I don't even like clams! There must be something I'm more famous for?"
Me: " Yup, it's called a Caesar Salad, it's got dried up bread bits in it."
Caesar: " I hated it when they served me that in Rome. The only guy who liked it was one of my buddies .  I'd always give him mine. I'd tell him, ' Eat two, Brute' ."



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